Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Weigh-In Wednesday

I know none of you want to read about someone else’s weight loss strategies but I’m desperate. I’m good at keeping weight loss goals for about two weeks and then I flake out. My most recent venture was a nifty application for the iTouch called Lose It and believe it or not, I did lose a couple pounds. My problem, however, is accountability. I can’t be accountable to Doug because I just get witchy with him and begin the I bore your three children, stay at home all day, make dinner, and NO I wouldn’t rather take a walk, I’d rather watch Monk reruns and eat dark chocolate” rant. So,I thought maybe it would work to be accountable to my friends in the blogging world. You don’t see me everyday and it’s most unlikely any of you will tempt me with late night ice cream runs.

Here’s the plan: Every Wednesday is Weigh-In Wednesday. It’s the day I report on the blog how active I was in the week. There won’t be much about food or eating other than perhaps a tasty lower calorie recipes I discover. I have a simple “diet” philosophy. INPUT vs. OUTPUT. It has never worked for me to restrict certain foods or only eat this or that. Freaky restrictions unleash the rebel (or control freak) in me and I find myself eating the whole bag of Oreos in one sitting because I know I shouldn’t. I want to avoid some B&P urges that occasionally surface, if you know what I mean.

As I rediscovered on the iTouch application, Lose It, if I want to lose weight I have to cut down on the caloric input. For my height and weight, in order for me to lose 2 pounds a week I can input around 1260 calories per day. Not too horrible but for every pound I lose, in order to maintain that rate of weight loss, my calories per day drops in proportion. A heavier person burns more calories in everyday living than a lighter person. Does that make sense? So basically by the time I’m nearing my ideal weight, I’d only be a able to eat like 500 calories a day. Not possible.

Woman cannot live by lettuce and hummus alone. She must have chocolate…and occasionally Oreos dipped in milk.

That being the case, I must increase my OUTPUT. In other words, I must increase my exercise. (Hah! What a novel idea! I should write a book on that concept. I’d make millions.)

Fortunately, I actually really like to exercise. Until motherhood exhaustion and preoccupation, I was quite athletically inclined. I’m also a social exerciser. Running in solitude, not my favorite. Slapping bums and high fiving with a team, much more fun. Since social exercising is greater motivation for me, perhaps social weight loss will motivate me too. Wait—Won’t that make me a social loser?

Oh, well, who cares. Here are the specs and my goals of which I will be accountable to all my blog friends to accomplish.

Current height: 5’7”
Current weight: 185 lbs (11 lbs for James, 11 lbs for Daphne, 13 lbs for Nathan, 15 for Doug’s dissertation.)

Goal height: 5’ 9 3/4”
Goal weight: 135 lbs

Exercise Goal for this week:
1. Take children for a walk around the block everyday. (One block in our neighborhood is just under a mile.)
2. Play one awesome game of soccer (I’m on a city league team. Sooo nice to feel like a washed-up has-been.)
3. Lift hand weights and do Pilates for 30 minutes three times.


YOU MUST CHECK ON ME!
YOU MUST CHIDE ME, DERIDE ME, OR ENCOURAGE ME IF I FAIL TO FOLLOW-UP ON THESE GOALS!
IT MAY NOT BE PERFECT BUT I MUST MAKE AN ACCOUNTING!



Okay. Ready. Set. GO!

12 comments:

Mary Sunshine said...

Good luck! That's encouragement, not derision!

Kayla said...

Wow, heather!!! I am very impressed. look at you go! I know you can do it, I am definately rooting for you! I loved how you put your ideal Height, haha that made me laugh! good luck with your goals this week, I know you can do it! :)

WF said...

love the height goal.... if only!

Emi Wi said...

I loved your last couple of posts lol. I really appreciate that you keep your sense of humor even when aspects of life seem *blech*. (That is an example of my great literary brain at work.) I'm excited for Fiction Fridays. I hope you are planning on writing it. Could you put in a T-Rex story for Matthew? I love you lots and know that you can do the weight loss. I'll be right there with you after I am done with this record weight gain pregnancy :)

Jenny said...

Emi you and I can both give ourselves pats on the back for record pregnancy weight gain. Go us!

Heather, I saw some really cute heels the other day. Will send the link for you to drool over.

I am so grateful you aren't going to tell us all about the latest, dangerous fad diet you're trying, as much fun as it is to read posts like that.... :)

Brian and Elizabeth Shelley said...

HEATHER! This is incredible! I am so excited for you. You will do great. I can't wait for every Wednesday!

Sarah said...

Go Go GO! Push Push Push! I loved this post. I wish I was so brave. I have the same weight goal. Let's see if I can get there with you!

Heather said...

Whoa! The pressure's on!

The Qian Family said...

Okay, many thoughts:
1. Love that you blog what's really up in your life. I feel so connected to you knowing your goals.

2. Good for you for putting your goals clearly out there so that your friends can help push you along.

3. I like your idea about exercise---totally makes sense.

4. That is awesome that you're on a soccer league.

5. Keep checking in with us no matter how many setbacks you may have. And if you have no setbacks, what a bonus!!!

6. Love you!

Jamie and Erin said...

Wow! Go Heather! You're an inspiration to me!

Melanie said...

I remember those early mornings on the mish when you'd run around the inside of a track with a soccer ball (it looked fun) while I dragged myself miserably around the track to "run". It was really more like a "slog" around the track.
We're going to start taking the boys out to kick around a soccer ball for exercise. It's definitely a more enjoyable way to burn the calories.
Good for you and I'm sure you'll succeed. You're one determined woman and you have always succeeded at anything you put your mind to. I'll be excited to hear how you do!

Heather said...

I love the way you've assigned out responsibility for those extra pounds. :) I've thought of being accountable to my blogging friends too, but I'm not quite there yet. Way to be brave (or desperate!) Have you read Strong Women Stay Slim by Miriam Nelson? Good book! :)